1 cup full of denial [lightly sifted]
2 cups of lessons
2 1/2 tablespoons of negative energy
1 pinch of blame
1/2 cup of 'how to suck eggs'
1 teaspoon disappointment
Grease the pan with assumption and lightly dust with lost opportunity
Bake for 1 hour until perfectly risen.
Take out of oven and watch it deflate until it is a soggy mess.
Eat it and whilst tasting every mouthful, think about what you will do differently next time.
This, my friends, is my day!
But here's the kicker, I now know what to do to get our preverbial soufflés to rise like some bloke I know at Easter.
That's the things about eating Humble Pie or Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda Souffle, it tastes like shit and it takes a while to get rid of the bitter after taste but you won't eat it again and that is a lesson learnt.
Onwards and upwards!
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