Erica Jong said that "Gossip is the opiate of the opressed."
Apparently I am oppressed today.

Read here for an email from Miss L. Lohan, where she rambles in a semi-literate way about Al Gore and calls the people of the world to unite against "mean" people.
Fine , whatever, good on her, never drink and blackberry though honey!

Final point- Lindsay signs off as "Your Entertainer- Lindsay Lohan."
I like this bit, I may use this now.
Your Blogger
Your Inspiration
Your Headache
Your Bitch
Your Complete Tool

Will work on some more.

Lindsay is a Cancer, so full of hope and abandonment issues. Poor Little Crabs.